Would You Rather Questions

Funny would you rather questions

Silly superpowers, unhelpful animals and everyday chaos. Good for any age and any group.

All 69 funny questions

1. Would you rather be able to talk to pigeons or be able to talk to squirrels?
2. Would you rather ride a giant tortoise everywhere or ride an ostrich everywhere?
3. Would you rather have hair that smells like pancakes or have hands that smell like popcorn?
4. Would you rather have squeaky shoes forever or have a squeaky chair everywhere you sit?
5. Would you rather live on the Moon with great Wi-Fi or live on Earth with no Wi-Fi at all?
6. Would you rather be the funniest person in the room or be the person who laughs the loudest?

Hard would you rather questions

Real dilemmas about time, truth, talent and trade-offs. Both answers cost something.

All 65 hard questions

7. Would you rather give up music forever or give up films and shows forever?
8. Would you rather relive one perfect day every year or see one day of your future every year?
9. Would you rather always have to tell the truth or never be believed when you do?
10. Would you rather speak every language or play every instrument?
11. Would you rather live in the same town all your life or move to a new country every five years?
12. Would you rather only be able to whisper or only be able to shout?

Would you rather questions for couples

Date nights, home life, trips and little rituals, for two people who already know each other a bit.

All 105 couples questions

13. Would you rather cook something ambitious together or order your favorites and invent a dessert?
14. Would you rather have a tiny home by the sea or have a roomy apartment above a bakery?
15. Would you rather have a monthly adventure budget or have a weekly little-treat budget?
16. Would you rather plan a surprise day for them or let them plan a surprise day for you?
17. Would you rather make a photo book of ordinary days or make a playlist of important moments?
18. Would you rather relive your funniest day together or get a preview of one ordinary day ten years from now?

19. Would you rather meet at a bookshop café or meet at a food market?
20. Would you rather have the perfect opening question or have a perfectly timed funny story?
21. Would you rather take a pottery class or take a street-food tour?
22. Would you rather get a mystery recommendation from a librarian or get one from a chef?
23. Would you rather have a free ticket to any concert or have a free lesson in any skill?
24. Would you rather be early and explore nearby or arrive exactly on time?
25. Would you rather choose a quiet corner or choose a seat where you can people-watch?
26. Would you rather always find the best dessert or always find the best view?
27. Would you rather be brilliant at remembering names or be brilliant at remembering little details?
28. Would you rather bring a board game or bring a picnic?
29. Would you rather visit a place you know well or discover somewhere new together?
30. Would you rather have a day with no schedule or have a day with one excellent plan?
31. Would you rather try their favorite snack or share your own favorite snack?
32. Would you rather play a cooperative game or have a friendly competition?
33. Would you rather ask about their ideal ordinary day or ask about their most surprising adventure?
34. Would you rather have a tiny cinema in your home or have a tiny art studio?
35. Would you rather get good at one new instrument or get good at one new sport?
36. Would you rather take a scenic ferry or take a scenic train?
37. Would you rather go to a comedy show or go to an outdoor film?
38. Would you rather choose the destination or choose the soundtrack?
39. Would you rather be able to talk to any animal for a day or understand every language for a day?
40. Would you rather spend a free afternoon by water or spend it among trees?
41. Would you rather get an invitation with all the details or get an invitation with one small surprise?
42. Would you rather find an excellent secondhand coat or find a beautiful secondhand lamp?
43. Would you rather know the story behind every building or know the name of every bird?
44. Would you rather try something you might be bad at or show someone something you do well?
45. Would you rather have a great voice for storytelling or have a great eye for photography?
46. Would you rather choose sweet breakfast or choose savory breakfast?
47. Would you rather have a good question ready or let the conversation wander?
48. Would you rather visit a night market or visit a morning farmers’ market?
49. Would you rather take a tiny adventure close to home or plan a big adventure far away?
50. Would you rather spend a day without your phone or spend it using your phone only as a camera?
51. Would you rather learn a party trick or learn a practical repair?
52. Would you rather pick a familiar favorite or pick the thing on the menu you cannot pronounce?
53. Would you rather live above a flower shop or live above a little cinema?
54. Would you rather have a travel journal or have a collection of travel sketches?
55. Would you rather join a pub quiz team or join a casual walking group?
56. Would you rather read the book first or watch the film first?
57. Would you rather have a magical tidy desk or have a magical always-full fruit bowl?
58. Would you rather be the person who asks follow-up questions or be the person who makes unexpected connections?
59. Would you rather get tickets to a mystery event or get a voucher for a place you chose?
60. Would you rather find a secret garden or find a rooftop café?
61. Would you rather spend a rainy date indoors or go out anyway with excellent umbrellas?
62. Would you rather learn the rules as you play or read the rules before you start?
63. Would you rather be able to cook one spectacular meal or be able to make ten reliable meals?
64. Would you rather walk somewhere beautiful or sit somewhere beautiful?
65. Would you rather choose a museum of inventions or choose a museum of miniature things?
66. Would you rather have your ideal day in summer or have your ideal day in winter?
67. Would you rather make something to keep or make something to eat?
68. Would you rather talk about places you want to go or talk about things you want to learn?
69. Would you rather see a behind-the-scenes theater tour or see a behind-the-scenes aquarium tour?
70. Would you rather have a tiny robot that finds lost keys or have one that remembers what is in the fridge?
71. Would you rather receive a carefully chosen song or receive a carefully chosen article?
72. Would you rather end a date with a little walk or end it with one last dessert?
73. Would you rather be asked about your favorite place or be asked about your favorite person to learn from?
74. Would you rather spend a surprise afternoon outdoors or spend it somewhere cozy?
75. Would you rather try a new game on the second date or return to the place where you first met?
76. Would you rather choose something delightfully weird or choose something quietly lovely?
77. Would you rather know someone’s favorite joke or know their favorite small ritual?
78. Would you rather suggest the next date yourself or choose from two ideas they suggest?

Would you rather questions for kids

Short words and big, silly choices: dragons, pancakes, slides and secret dens.

All 67 questions for kids

79. Would you rather have a pet dragon or have a pet unicorn?
80. Would you rather eat pizza for breakfast or eat pancakes for dinner?
81. Would you rather fly or be invisible?
82. Would you rather have recess all day or have art class all day?
83. Would you rather have rainbow hair or have glow-in-the-dark shoes?
84. Would you rather go to the Moon or go to the bottom of the ocean?

Would you rather questions for teens

School, phones, weekends, music and the future, without anything awkward.

All 67 questions for teens

85. Would you rather have a four-day school week with longer days or have a five-day week with shorter days?
86. Would you rather give up your phone for a month or give up music for a month?
87. Would you rather have a sleepover every weekend or go on a day trip every weekend?
88. Would you rather know your future job now or be surprised when you find it?
89. Would you rather be in a band or be a solo artist?
90. Would you rather have a time machine for one trip or have teleportation for one week?

91. Would you rather have a pet dragon the size of a cat or have a pet cat the size of a dragon?
92. Would you rather build a treehouse or build an underwater clubhouse?
93. Would you rather eat breakfast for dinner or eat dinner for breakfast?
94. Would you rather have a trampoline floor or have a slide instead of stairs?
95. Would you rather speak every animal language or read every secret code?
96. Would you rather visit the Moon for a day or explore the deep ocean for a day?
97. Would you rather be a brilliant inventor or be a brilliant explorer?
98. Would you rather have pockets that always contain snacks or have shoes that always find the way home?
99. Would you rather choose tomorrow’s dinner or choose tomorrow’s family game?
100. Would you rather find a map to a tiny treasure or find a key to a tiny door?
101. Would you rather be followed by friendly butterflies or be followed by a little rainbow?
102. Would you rather have a robot that sorts socks or have a robot that makes sandwiches?
103. Would you rather make the world’s biggest pancake or make the world’s smallest pizza?
104. Would you rather go camping in the garden or make a campsite in the living room?
105. Would you rather have a talking bicycle or have a flying scooter that goes walking speed?
106. Would you rather turn invisible during hide-and-seek or make perfect animal noises during charades?
107. Would you rather build a city from boxes or build a city from cushions?
108. Would you rather read a book where you choose the ending or watch a film where you choose the music?
109. Would you rather win a race with a clever shortcut or win a puzzle with a surprising idea?
110. Would you rather have a new board game every month or have new art supplies every month?
111. Would you rather invent a fruit or invent a holiday?
112. Would you rather have a breakfast picnic or have a midnight feast at eight o’clock?
113. Would you rather find out how a clock works or find out how a volcano works?
114. Would you rather be able to jump like a frog or balance like a mountain goat?
115. Would you rather have a tiny cloud that follows you or have a friendly star that visits your window?
116. Would you rather wear a cape that changes color or wear boots that leave glowing footprints?
117. Would you rather have a museum of your best drawings or have a museum of your funniest inventions?
118. Would you rather spend a day with a friendly astronaut or spend a day with a friendly zookeeper?
119. Would you rather make a family comic or make a family radio show?
120. Would you rather have a secret room behind a bookshelf or have a secret tunnel to the garden?
121. Would you rather play a game with no winners or play a game where everyone can win differently?
122. Would you rather have a kite shaped like a sandwich or have a sandwich shaped like a kite?
123. Would you rather collect unusual stones or collect unusual facts?
124. Would you rather have a magic pencil that draws snacks or have a magic spoon that stirs stories?
125. Would you rather build the tallest tower or build the strongest bridge?
126. Would you rather be captain of a paper boat fleet or be mayor of a cardboard town?
127. Would you rather learn to juggle or learn to do a cartwheel?
128. Would you rather have a giant bubble wand or have a tiny snow machine?
129. Would you rather go to a festival of lights or go to a festival of kites?
130. Would you rather have a backpack with a secret library or have a lunchbox with a secret garden?
131. Would you rather be amazing at guessing sounds or be amazing at spotting patterns?
132. Would you rather design a roller coaster or design a water slide?
133. Would you rather bake a cake without a recipe or build a den without a plan?
134. Would you rather spend a day dressed as a detective or spend a day dressed as a space captain?
135. Would you rather have a board game based on your family or have a cartoon based on your pets?
136. Would you rather visit a castle full of puzzles or visit a forest full of musical trees?
137. Would you rather pick the team name or pick the team celebration?
138. Would you rather make a treasure hunt for someone or solve a treasure hunt someone made for you?
139. Would you rather have a talking umbrella or have a singing toothbrush?
140. Would you rather only draw with your non-writing hand or only describe things using animal sounds?
141. Would you rather have a tiny train bring dinner or have a little elevator bring bedtime books?
142. Would you rather name a new planet or name a new species of butterfly?
143. Would you rather spend a day using only reusable things or spend a day inventing uses for old boxes?
144. Would you rather find a fossil or find a message in a bottle?
145. Would you rather have your own special handshake or have your own special victory dance?
146. Would you rather make a family quiz or make a family obstacle course?
147. Would you rather paint a mural together or plant a little garden together?
148. Would you rather have one extra hour of daylight or have one extra hour of starlight?
149. Would you rather play this game with grandparents or play it with cousins?
150. Would you rather invent the next question together or invent a silly prize for everybody?

Would you rather questions for work

Office-safe choices about meetings, desks, commutes and team life. Nothing about pay, performance or anyone’s private life.

All 130+ questions for work

151. Would you rather have every meeting last ten minutes or have only one meeting a week?
152. Would you rather have a desk by the window or have a desk by the snacks?
153. Would you rather work from home forever or work from the office forever?
154. Would you rather organize the team lunch or organize the team quiz?
155. Would you rather have a slide between floors or have a climbing wall in the lobby?
156. Would you rather be a famous chef or be a famous architect?

This or that questions

The quick version: two words, one pick. Handy as a warm-up before the longer questions.

All 200+ this or that questions

157. Morning person or night owl?
158. Summer or winter?
159. Board games or video games?
160. Hoodie or cardigan?
161. Fly or teleport?
162. Sunrise or sunset?

Halloween 24

163. Would you rather run a ghost café or run a pumpkin hotel?
164. Would you rather have a friendly ghost as a guide or have a talking bat as a guide?
165. Would you rather wear a costume you made or wear one someone secretly chose?
166. Would you rather explore a glowing pumpkin maze or explore a moonlit candy garden?
167. Would you rather have a broom that only flies indoors or have a cauldron that only makes soup?
168. Would you rather carve a silly face or paint a magical scene?
169. Would you rather be a detective at a monster party or be a chef at a witch picnic?
170. Would you rather have a skeleton help with chores or have a spider help with decorations?
171. Would you rather find a tiny haunted library or find a tiny moonlit theater?
172. Would you rather turn into a black cat for an hour or turn into an owl for an hour?
173. Would you rather play ghostly drawing telephone or play pumpkin mini golf?
174. Would you rather make a costume out of paper or make one out of old clothes?
175. Would you rather have a doorbell that tells jokes or have a doormat that compliments costumes?
176. Would you rather serve purple pancakes or serve glowing pretend potions?
177. Would you rather give a ghost a makeover or give a vampire a new hobby?
178. Would you rather choose a cozy mystery or choose a very silly monster story?
179. Would you rather have a pumpkin that sings or have a lantern that changes color?
180. Would you rather get a trick that makes you laugh or get a treat you have never tried?
181. Would you rather invite a werewolf to karaoke or invite a mummy to a dance party?
182. Would you rather build a cardboard castle or build a blanket ghost den?
183. Would you rather be invisible but squeaky or be visible but able to float?
184. Would you rather design a new monster or invent a new monster snack?
185. Would you rather have a moonlight parade or have an indoor lantern parade?
186. Would you rather end the night with a story or end it with a drawing reveal?

Thanksgiving 24

187. Would you rather be in charge of the pie or be in charge of the games?
188. Would you rather have a picnic in falling leaves or have a long dinner indoors?
189. Would you rather try everyone’s favorite side dish or try everyone’s favorite dessert?
190. Would you rather have a tiny tractor serve dinner or have woodland animals set the table?
191. Would you rather make a centerpiece from leaves or make one from paper?
192. Would you rather choose a cooperative family game or choose a friendly team contest?
193. Would you rather cook from a family recipe or invent a brand-new recipe?
194. Would you rather have a giant apple to share or have a basket of tiny pears?
195. Would you rather tell a funny family story or create a new family story?
196. Would you rather take a post-dinner walk or play a post-dinner drawing game?
197. Would you rather trade seats between courses or stay beside the same people?
198. Would you rather bring something homemade or bring a game you love?
199. Would you rather share something you learned this year or share something you hope to try next year?
200. Would you rather have a leaf that predicts the weather or have a spoon that finds the best soup?
201. Would you rather build a scarecrow with a silly job or build a miniature harvest village?
202. Would you rather choose warm apple crumble or choose cool pumpkin cheesecake?
203. Would you rather play before dinner or play while waiting for dessert?
204. Would you rather collect leaves for art or collect recipes for a little book?
205. Would you rather give everyone a tiny thank-you note or give everyone a silly award?
206. Would you rather have leftovers magically packed or have dishes magically washed?
207. Would you rather design the place cards or design the team names?
208. Would you rather spend the afternoon cooking together or spend it making something together?
209. Would you rather have a harvest treasure hunt or have a table full of little puzzles?
210. Would you rather choose a new tradition today or bring back an old favorite tradition?

Christmas 24

211. Would you rather wrap every gift beautifully or guess every gift correctly?
212. Would you rather build a gingerbread village or build a paper winter village?
213. Would you rather have a reindeer taxi or have a tiny sleigh that delivers snacks?
214. Would you rather choose the decorations or choose the playlist?
215. Would you rather wear matching pajamas or wear wildly different silly sweaters?
216. Would you rather open one tiny gift each day or open one big mystery box?
217. Would you rather be an elf who invents toys or be an elf who tests toys?
218. Would you rather have a snow globe you can step inside or have a stocking that tells stories?
219. Would you rather play a Christmas drawing game or play a Christmas bidding game?
220. Would you rather make a gift by hand or plan an experience as a gift?
221. Would you rather have a warm snowy cabin or have a sunny beach celebration?
222. Would you rather build a snow creature or build a sand creature wearing a scarf?
223. Would you rather hang paper stars or hang tiny lanterns?
224. Would you rather have a tree that whispers jokes or have ornaments that tell stories?
225. Would you rather give a secret compliment or give a secret silly challenge?
226. Would you rather watch a familiar holiday film or make your own tiny holiday film?
227. Would you rather decorate cookies together or invent a new hot chocolate flavor?
228. Would you rather go to a light display or make a light display at home?
229. Would you rather be great at wrapping awkward shapes or be great at finding the end of sticky tape?
230. Would you rather have a musical snowman or have a dancing gingerbread friend?
231. Would you rather make a family time capsule or make a family recipe book?
232. Would you rather have a gift exchange with clues or have a gift exchange with a little game?
233. Would you rather play a game between courses or play one long game after dinner?
234. Would you rather end with a shared story or end with a team celebration?

Baby shower 36

235. Would you rather read the same bedtime story a hundred times or sing the same lullaby a hundred times?
236. Would you rather decorate a nursery like outer space or decorate it like an enchanted forest?
237. Would you rather change a diaper blindfolded or build a crib with no instructions?
238. Would you rather be the grown-up who does all the funny voices or be the one who invents silly songs?
239. Would you rather have a stroller with a tiny snack drawer or have one with a built-in umbrella?
240. Would you rather get one full night of sleep a week or get a twenty-minute nap every afternoon?
241. Would you rather knit a tiny hat or paint a tiny pair of shoes?
242. Would you rather plan the first birthday party or plan the first holiday photo?
243. Would you rather have a baby monitor that translates babbling or have a bottle that is always the perfect temperature?
244. Would you rather be the friend who brings dinner round or be the friend who folds all the laundry?
245. Would you rather choose the little one’s first book or choose their first song?
246. Would you rather win the diaper-changing race or win the baby-food taste test?
247. Would you rather have toys that tidy themselves away or have socks that never go missing?
248. Would you rather babysit so the family can have a night off or fill their freezer with a week of meals?
249. Would you rather have a reading nook in the nursery or have a tiny indoor swing?
250. Would you rather teach them to ride a bike or teach them to make pancakes?
251. Would you rather give the very best hugs or give the very best advice?
252. Would you rather have a teddy bear that tells bedtime stories or have a night-light that fills the ceiling with stars?
253. Would you rather be the family friend who teaches card tricks or be the one who teaches them to whistle?
254. Would you rather have a little one who giggles at everything or have a little one who dances to every song?
255. Would you rather dress as a giant duck for bath time or dress as a giant bumblebee for story time?
256. Would you rather have a wardrobe of tiny animal outfits or have a wardrobe of tiny superhero outfits?
257. Would you rather make a time capsule for their eighteenth birthday or make a scrapbook of their first year?
258. Would you rather always know why they are crying or always know when they will fall asleep?
259. Would you rather pull funny faces until they laugh or sing at the top of your voice until they laugh?
260. Would you rather have a stroller that folds itself or have a car seat that buckles itself?
261. Would you rather be famous for your peekaboo or be famous for your lullabies?
262. Would you rather write a letter for them to open at ten or record a video for them to watch at ten?
263. Would you rather have every toy be silent or have every toy play your favorite song?
264. Would you rather take the first family walk in falling snow or take it on a sunny beach?
265. Would you rather build a blanket fort for story time or build a cardboard castle for playtime?
266. Would you rather name a star after the new arrival or plant a tree for the new arrival?
267. Would you rather have a pet that loves bath time or have a pet that rocks the cradle?
268. Would you rather be the one who remembers every milestone or be the one who takes every photo?
269. Would you rather spend a rainy day at the aquarium or spend it at a puppet show?
270. Would you rather give a gift that lasts a year or give a gift that lasts a lifetime?

Bridal shower 36

271. Would you rather have a perfectly choreographed first dance or have a gloriously improvised one?
272. Would you rather get married on a beach at sunset or get married in a library after closing time?
273. Would you rather have a towering wedding cake or have a table of twenty tiny desserts?
274. Would you rather give the funniest speech of the night or give the most heartfelt one?
275. Would you rather honeymoon on a train through the mountains or honeymoon in a cabin with no Wi-Fi?
276. Would you rather be in charge of the playlist or be in charge of the seating plan?
277. Would you rather elope with two friends as witnesses or throw a party for everyone you have ever met?
278. Would you rather have a karaoke booth at the reception or have a photo booth full of silly hats?
279. Would you rather write your vows as a poem or write them as a list of tiny promises?
280. Would you rather arrive at the wedding in a hot-air balloon or arrive in a rowing boat?
281. Would you rather have a dog as the ring bearer or have a toddler as the ring bearer?
282. Would you rather make your first home a cottage by the sea or make it a loft above a bookshop?
283. Would you rather spend your first anniversary somewhere new or spend it re-creating your first date?
284. Would you rather let your friends choose your outfit or let your family choose the menu?
285. Would you rather have a winter wedding with hot chocolate or have a summer wedding with an ice-cream cart?
286. Would you rather get a perfect photo with every guest or get one perfect photo of the two of you?
287. Would you rather assemble a bookcase together on day one or cook a three-course dinner together on day one?
288. Would you rather surprise the guests with a flash mob or surprise them with sparklers?
289. Would you rather receive a gift you will use every day or receive a gift you will keep forever?
290. Would you rather have every guest wear pajamas or have every guest wear a fabulous hat?
291. Would you rather collect one piece of advice from every guest or collect one favorite recipe from every guest?
292. Would you rather be the friend who gives the toast or be the friend who starts the dancing?
293. Would you rather plan a destination wedding or plan a backyard wedding?
294. Would you rather let the guests vote on the cake flavor or keep the cake flavor a total surprise?
295. Would you rather take dance lessons together or take cooking lessons together?
296. Would you rather always agree on the thermostat or always agree on what to watch?
297. Would you rather remember every anniversary or remember every inside joke?
298. Would you rather have a signature mocktail named after you or have a sandwich named after you?
299. Would you rather celebrate with a picnic in the park or celebrate with a dinner in a castle?
300. Would you rather have a guestbook full of drawings or have a guestbook full of predictions?
301. Would you rather honeymoon somewhere snowy or honeymoon somewhere tropical?
302. Would you rather be married by your best friend or be married by the funniest person you know?
303. Would you rather keep every love note or keep every ticket stub?
304. Would you rather share one enormous dessert or share a playlist that never ends?
305. Would you rather have a wedding with a petting zoo or have a wedding with a ball pit?
306. Would you rather send handwritten thank-you cards or send thank-you videos?