Would You Rather Questions
300+ questions, sorted by who’s playing: funny, hard, sweet and seasonal. Read them aloud, print a few, or turn any list into a free game on everyone’s phones.
Free: 6-round gamesFunny Would You Rather Questions
60+ silly questions for any table: superpowers with catches, unhelpful animals and everyday chaos. Family-friendly, every one.
No sign-up for guests · 2–8 players on their own phones · Print 24 free cards
In short
Funny would you rather questions take something ordinary and add one ridiculous twist, like “Would you rather have a doorbell that plays a drumroll or a doorbell that plays applause?” They suit any age because nobody has to share anything personal. Here are 60+ original funny questions in six groups. Read them aloud, print free cards, or play them as a free game where everyone picks in secret and predicts a friend.
Silly superpowers 12
- Would you rather be able to talk to pigeons or be able to talk to squirrels?
- Would you rather have a superpower that only works on Tuesdays or have a superpower that only works while you hum?
- Would you rather fly, but only one foot off the ground or be invisible, but only when nobody is looking?
- Would you rather teleport, but always arrive two minutes late or read minds, but only when people are thinking about sandwiches?
- Would you rather rewind your life by ten seconds whenever you like or pause the world for one minute a day?
- Would you rather shrink to the size of a mouse whenever you like or grow giraffe-tall every time you sneeze?
- Would you rather control the weather, but only in your own garden or control traffic lights, but only when you’re walking?
- Would you rather have perfect aim with a paper ball or never trip over anything again?
- Would you rather breathe underwater, but only in the bath or fly, but only inside your own kitchen?
- Would you rather speak every language, but only in a whisper or speak one language in a booming voice forever?
- Would you rather have a theme song play whenever you walk into a room or have a narrator describe everything you do?
- Would you rather have a little rain cloud that follows you everywhere or have a spotlight that follows you everywhere?
Animals 11
- Would you rather ride a giant tortoise everywhere or ride an ostrich everywhere?
- Would you rather have a pet dinosaur the size of a cat or have a pet cat the size of a dinosaur?
- Would you rather have a parrot that repeats everything you say or have a dog that understands every word but can’t talk?
- Would you rather live with a penguin roommate or live with a llama roommate?
- Would you rather have a goat as your personal assistant or have a squirrel as your personal chef?
- Would you rather be followed everywhere by a polite goose or be followed everywhere by a very loud chicken?
- Would you rather have a cat that writes poetry or have a dog that tells terrible jokes?
- Would you rather have an elephant as your best friend or have a hamster as your bodyguard?
- Would you rather swap places with your pet for a day or let your pet do your job for a day?
- Would you rather have octopus arms for a day or have a kangaroo pouch forever?
- Would you rather moo every time you laugh or purr every time you’re happy?
Food 10
- Would you rather have hair that smells like pancakes or have hands that smell like popcorn?
- Would you rather eat soup with a fork forever or eat cereal with chopsticks forever?
- Would you rather only eat food that’s blue or only eat food shaped like triangles?
- Would you rather have every meal be breakfast or have every meal be dessert?
- Would you rather have a fridge that talks back or have an oven that sings while it cooks?
- Would you rather sneeze glitter or hiccup bubbles?
- Would you rather live in a gingerbread house in the rain or live in an ice palace in summer?
- Would you rather sing every time you take a bite or dance every time you take a sip?
- Would you rather have a lifetime supply of pickles or have a lifetime supply of marshmallows?
- Would you rather get a mystery topping on every pizza you order or get a random filling in every sandwich you make?
Everyday chaos 14
- Would you rather have squeaky shoes forever or have a squeaky chair everywhere you sit?
- Would you rather always be missing one sock or always have one shoelace untied?
- Would you rather laugh every time someone says hello or clap every time someone says goodbye?
- Would you rather have every text you send turn into pirate talk or have every text you send rhyme?
- Would you rather narrate your life like a nature documentary or speak only in questions for a whole day?
- Would you rather wear a superhero cape every day or wear a top hat every day?
- Would you rather have a doorbell that plays a drumroll or have a doorbell that plays applause?
- Would you rather walk backwards everywhere for a week or skip everywhere for a week?
- Would you rather call your teacher or boss by the wrong name once a week or wave back at someone who wasn’t waving at you once a day?
- Would you rather have every door you open quack or have every light switch go boing?
- Would you rather get stuck in an elevator with a mime or get stuck in an elevator with an opera singer?
- Would you rather have a shadow that does its own thing or have a reflection that’s one second late?
- Would you rather forget the words to every song halfway through or only ever know the chorus?
- Would you rather have hiccups for a whole day or have the giggles for a whole day?
Wild worlds 15
- Would you rather live on the Moon with great Wi-Fi or live on Earth with no Wi-Fi at all?
- Would you rather live where everyone sings instead of talking or live where everyone talks in rhyme?
- Would you rather have a robot that does chores but sings opera or have a robot that helps out but tells awful jokes?
- Would you rather get to school or work by zip line or get to school or work by water slide?
- Would you rather be the world champion at yo-yos or be the world champion at hula hoops?
- Would you rather win a gold medal for napping or win a gold medal for snacking?
- Would you rather have a houseplant that gives advice or have a toaster that gives compliments?
- Would you rather live in a world with slides instead of stairs or live in a world with curtains instead of doors?
- Would you rather have a time machine that only goes back one day or have one that only goes forward one hour?
- Would you rather have a cloud you can ride or have a rainbow you can slide down?
- Would you rather be stuck inside your favorite video game for a day or be stuck inside your favorite cartoon for a day?
- Would you rather turn anything you touch into chocolate or turn anything you touch into a balloon?
- Would you rather have a car that runs on laughter or have a bike that runs on compliments?
- Would you rather be a giant in a tiny town or be tiny in a giant town?
- Would you rather make it rain jelly beans once a year or make it snow popcorn once a year?
Just plain silly 7
- Would you rather be the funniest person in the room or be the person who laughs the loudest?
- Would you rather have a laugh that sounds like a dolphin or have a sneeze that sounds like a trumpet?
- Would you rather have a pet rock that sometimes moves or have a houseplant that waves at you?
- Would you rather wear socks that change color with your mood or wear a hat that announces your mood?
- Would you rather dance whenever you hear a phone ring or sing whenever you hear a doorbell?
- Would you rather have eyebrows that wiggle whenever you fib or have ears that turn pink whenever you’re impressed?
- Would you rather live in a bouncy castle or live in a treehouse with a slide to the front door?
How to play funny Would You Rather
- Pick a deck. Open the funny deck in a free room and share the link, or read the list aloud.
- Choose in secret. Everyone picks A or B on their own phone. Nobody sees a choice until every pick is in.
- Predict a friend. Guess what one named player chose for 2 points. Every third round, guess how many people chose A.
- Reveal and ask why. The room shows every pick and keeps score. The last round is worth 4 points.
No phones? Read a question aloud, count to three, and everyone points left for A or right for B.
Start a free roomPrint free question cards
24 cards from this page on three sheets, with cut lines. Shuffle them into a bowl and take turns drawing one: good for a car trip, a classroom or a dinner table.
Free to print for your family, class or party.
Print every card
Every question here is free to read. A host with At Yours Plus can also print them as finished cards: all 69 funny questions in the deck’s own colour, eight to a sheet in A4 or US Letter, with cut lines, a cover card and optional card backs for double-sided printing. Or put a deck on a TV in big type and read it aloud.
More question lists
Would You Rather Questions for Kids
60+ short, silly questions about dragons, pancakes, superpowers and secret dens. Easy to read, and fun to argue about.
Free: 6-round games
Hard Would You Rather Questions
60+ genuinely tough choices about time, truth, talent and the life you’d pick. Both answers cost something.
Free: 6-round games
This or That Questions
Two quick options, one pick. 200+ this or that questions for friends, couples, road trips and the dinner table.
Free: 6-round gamesWant a longer game? Play 12 or 24 rounds.
Free games are six scored rounds from any deck. A host’s At Yours Plus adds 12- or 24-round games from all 17 decks, from funny and hard choices to This or That, plus a private game-night series that keeps score across games. One host covers everyone in the room; guests never pay.
US$4.99/month or US$29/year. The link returns you to this deck, ready to host.
Common questions about Would You Rather
What makes a would you rather question funny?
An everyday situation with one ridiculous twist: a superpower that only works on Tuesdays, a goose that follows you everywhere, a doorbell that plays applause. Both options should be equally silly, so the laugh comes from the reasons people give.
Are these funny questions OK for kids?
Yes. They are family-friendly, with no gross-out jokes and nothing mean. Readers of about 8 and up can play on their own; younger children can answer with a grown-up reading. For the youngest players, try the questions for kids.
How do you play funny Would You Rather at a party?
Read a question aloud and have everyone point left for the first option or right for the second on three. Then ask the smallest group to defend their choice. On phones, a free room for 2–8 people deals the questions, hides each pick until the reveal and keeps score.
How many funny questions are there?
69 in six groups: silly superpowers, animals, food, everyday chaos, wild worlds and plain silly. A free game deals six of them at random; a fresh game avoids repeats until the deck runs out.
What does At Yours Plus add?
A free game is six scored rounds from any deck. A host’s At Yours Plus adds 12- or 24-round games from all 17 decks, a private game-night series and every deck as print-ready cut-out cards, for US$4.99/month or US$29/year. One host covers everyone in the room; guests never pay.